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Episode 18 – Vintage Audio

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In this extra-long episode we disagree with the basic premise of Vintage Audio! We talk about Ted Cruz’s new business venture Zodiac Chillerz, wonder at the glory of the Marvel Cookbook, and discover Underdog’s favorite food! It’s a real trip through time from the days when we trapped radio waves in cages to the days when dinosaurs with sunglasses ruled the earth!

Please rate, review and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Poddington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming!

May 17, 2016

Episode 28 – Bongcheon-Dong Ghost with Cassie Rose and Kristin Hackett

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Hella jump-scares in this episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. For real tho, Cassie and Kristin chat about this ghost story comic and it messed us up real bad.

Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here

This episode’s story was Bongcheon-Dong Ghost

Kristin can be found at her website, YouTube page, and Twitter

Cassie, as usual, is available at Bibliomantics and on Twitter

If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Hachishakusama, Captain’s , Borrasca, NoEnd House, The original story behind Secret of Evermore, Anansi’s Goatman Story, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅc̸̖̪̠̯͙̗̔̽͑͒̚͜ǒ̵̡͓̲͇̮̪̻͈͎̉̄̑͗͠m͈̖̖̙̖̪͉̬͊̈̽̀̌̈́̕͠í̳̲̲͔̤̻͉̪͐͋̄̓̽̚̚͝n̴̪̯͓̼̘̆͑̈́̎̀g̸̰͙̟͈̱̍́͆̂̆͗͂̚͡͝d̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

May 12, 2016

Episode 17 – Forever Alone

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In this episode we give some tough love to the netizens on Forever Alone. We discuss Jeff‘s all-carb diet, freelance suicide prevention services, and flirting at work! We brainstorm about Hollywood dorks and rewrite the plot of Big.

Please rate, review and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Poddington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming!

May 11, 2016

Episode 27 – SCP-173 with Kristin Hackett and Cassie Rose

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Ya know, I coulda sworn we did an episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast on this subject already, but I guess not?? No foolin’, when Cassie and Kristin proposed it, I immediately was like, “Nah we did that” but NO WE DIDN’T. Spoooookyyyyy.

Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here

This episode’s story was SCP-173

Kristin can be found at her website, YouTube page, and Twitter

Cassie, as usual, is available at Bibliomantics and on Twitter

If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Hachishakusama, Bongcheon-dong Ghost, Bogleech, Borrasca, NoEnd House, The original story behind Secret of Evermore, Anansi’s Goatman Story, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅc̸̖̪̠̯͙̗̔̽͑͒̚͜ǒ̵̡͓̲͇̮̪̻͈͎̉̄̑͗͠m͈̖̖̙̖̪͉̬͊̈̽̀̌̈́̕͠í̳̲̲͔̤̻͉̪͐͋̄̓̽̚̚͝n̴̪̯͓̼̘̆͑̈́̎̀g̸̰͙̟͈̱̍́͆̂̆͗͂̚͡͝d̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

May 5, 2016

Episode 16 – Lucha Underground

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In this episode we get crazy with Lucha Underground! We unleash our inner madmen by coming up with slogans for Corona (“No, they’re very good”), Monster Energy Drink (“Everything is fine and normal and real”) and Louisa’s upcoming foot crush porn site (“One step at a time”). We write a new food network mega-hit and torture ourselves with Garbage Pail Kids.

Please rate, review and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Poddington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming!

May 3, 2016

Episode 26 – Pale Luna with Regina Barry and Jess Conger-Henry

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The second of two lost (and now remade) CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast episodes! Returning guests Regina Barry and Jess Conger-Henry join me to nearly fuck this whole deal up yet again. AND AGAIN we lost the end of Jess’s audio, so be sure to click the links!!

Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here

This episode’s story was Pale Luna

Jess’s Twitter is @allybaster and you can watch the trailer for Most Likely over at YouTube, then visit Bang! Films for more info!

Regina writes over at Panda Bear Shape and is on Twitter as @tessa_racked

If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Hachishakusama, Bogleech, Borrasca, NoEnd House, The original story behind Secret of Evermore, Anansi’s Goatman Story, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅc̸̖̪̠̯͙̗̔̽͑͒̚͜ǒ̵̡͓̲͇̮̪̻͈͎̉̄̑͗͠m͈̖̖̙̖̪͉̬͊̈̽̀̌̈́̕͠í̳̲̲͔̤̻͉̪͐͋̄̓̽̚̚͝n̴̪̯͓̼̘̆͑̈́̎̀g̸̰͙̟͈̱̍́͆̂̆͗͂̚͡͝d̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

April 28, 2016

Episode 15 – Geopolitics

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In this episode, we take the deepest dive into hardcore current issues over at Geopolitics. Nah just playin’, it’s still all fart jokes and gaslighting. We chit-chat this week about Hook Horrors, all the good Netflix shows, and when the dogs will inherit the Earth. Again, don’t e-mail me if I fucked up the editing. Matt is back on it next time.

Please rate, review and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Poddington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming!

April 26, 2016

Episode 25 – Abandoned By Disney with Jess Conger-Henry and Regina Barry

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So this episode of CreepyPodsta: The Creepypasta Podcast is a long time coming! I’ve got returning guest Regina Barry and first-timer Jess Conger-Henry, but we’ve also recorded this another time and it was totally lost. We still lost the end of Jess’s audio this time, so be sure to click the links!!

Theme music is by dAmbient and can be found here

This episode’s story was Abandoned by Disney

Jess’s Twitter is @allybaster and you can watch the trailer for Most Likely over at YouTube, then visit Bang! Films for more info!

Regina writes over at Panda Bear Shape and is on Twitter as @tessa_racked

If you want to be prepped for future episodes, go ahead and read up on Bogleech, Borrasca, NoEnd House, The original story behind Secret of Evermore, Anansi’s Goatman Story, Pale Luna, Kanye Quest, The Slender Ṁ̸̨̛͉͎̞͔̙̘̱͕̠̜̙̟̫̗̲̠̅̉͆̊̑͋́̿͋̈́̾͂̕̕͜͝͠a̶̧̡̢̨̧̭͔̻̟̳̼̺̭̮̥͙̋͆̒̓̓̉̓̄͗̓̈́͊̀͐́͘̕͜͠ͅn̵̳̦͉̬̜̭͙̬̹͔͓͉̜̼̙̔͑̂̿̓̌̈͆́̎͛͒͌͋̚̚̚̕͜͜ͅc̸̖̪̠̯͙̗̔̽͑͒̚͜ǒ̵̡͓̲͇̮̪̻͈͎̉̄̑͗͠m͈̖̖̙̖̪͉̬͊̈̽̀̌̈́̕͠í̳̲̲͔̤̻͉̪͐͋̄̓̽̚̚͝n̴̪̯͓̼̘̆͑̈́̎̀g̸̰͙̟͈̱̍́͆̂̆͗͂̚͡͝d̛͓͚̟̦̝̼̖͛͋͗͗͌͆̑͌̇͢͜a̧͈̠̣͇͕̱̣̞͊̓̏̇͐̎̽͟͝͝͝ṇ̞͎̘̦̪̣͌͂̉̐́̃͋̾ḡ̡̖̩̲̖̟̩͑̂̌̐̋̌e̸̢̢̡̲͕͚̔́̏̀͟͠ͅȑ̸̢͉̫̺͚͛̍̉͗̽̎̋̒

April 20, 2016

Episode 14 – Long Beach

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In this episode, we’re California Dreamin’ for Long Beach… Listen y’all, Matt usually writes these, leave me alone. We talked for a very long time about our favorite Star Warps boys, more of those motherfucking yokais again, and Tom Hanks powerviolence. Please don’t e-mail me if I fucked up the editing, you nerds!!

Please rate, review and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Poddington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming!

April 19, 2016

Episode 13 – Waffles Cat

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In this episode we learn about the internet’s least famous cat: Waffles! We do our classic Doctor Who‘s on first routine, antagonize our biggest fan, and discuss the history of shitty ducks.

Please rate, review and subscribe to our podcast and follow us on Twitter @SeeingReddit! Tell your friends if you enjoy the show – we’re always happy to offend new listeners! Our theme song is “Reddit” by Poddington Bear, you can find it at freemusicarchive.org. Thanks for coming!

April 16, 2016